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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home..

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what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later..

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What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"..

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I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch..

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I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be
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Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and
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Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
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ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes,
ZEN of my Thoughts,
INDICA of my Joy,
LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
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Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME
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so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE
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Close ur eyes... Save all the sweet memories in ur heart... Think of all beautiful things in ur life & surrender urself to sweet dreams.
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Night has ended 4 another day, Morning has come in a special way, may u smile like the sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 some other day.. Take care.
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ABC: Always Be Careful, DEF: Don't Ever Forget (me), JKLM: Just Keep Loving Me, ZOPQRSTUVW: No other Person Quite Right Shall Treat U Very Well;- ur's loving XYZ!
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Alphabetical advices for u: ABC:avoid bad company. DEF:dont entertain fools. GHI:give-up high ideas. JKLM:just keep liking me..!!;)
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