Sardarji SMS Messages

Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!.

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Sardarji SMS Messages

Santa: ye joday kahan bantay hain?
Banta: Aasman per
Santa: abay shit yar
Banta: kia hoa?
Santa: mein to darzi ko de aya hon!!!.

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Sardarji SMS Messages

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion,
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me..

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Sardarji SMS Messages

Ek sardar sheeshe k samne beth kar study kar raha tha, why?

1. dobara revision na karna pare…

2. apne uper nazar rahe…

3. He likes combine study….

3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi
1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd sardar bola…
… Oye! ab jagah hogayi hai ooper aa ja..

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Sardarji SMS Messages

Ek Sardar doosre se: Kal main bathroom gaya to ander jin tha.
Doosra: Phir kia hoa?
Sardar: Hona kia tha, mene jin se kaha: Aap kar lein, meri to waise hi nikal gayi hai..

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Sardarji SMS Messages

Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music..

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