Clean Jokes

Teacher: If you had 10 dollars and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

Little John: 10 dollar.

Teacher (sadly): You don?t know your arithmetic.

Little John (sadly): You don?t know my father.

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Clean Jokes

Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order drinks. They, then, take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat.

Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'

The two looked at each other, shrugged and exchanged sandwiches.

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Clean Jokes

Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will, but I don't know exactly how to go about it.'

The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.'

Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too!'

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Clean Jokes

Alice to Robert: What is difference between Man and Superman?

Robert: Man wears underwear under the trousers and superman wears it over his.
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Clean Jokes

John: Would you punish me for some thing I have not done?

Teacher: No, of course not.

John: Good. I didn't do my homework.

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Clean Jokes

A man, who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer, went to a lawyer, seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail.

His lawyer told him, "You do not need to worry. You'll never have to go to jail with all that money."

The lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn't have a dime.

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