When Titanic was about to sink, three people - an American, a Brit and a French were talking on board. Soon, the captain came and asked them to tight their lifebelts and jump into live-boats. The Brit yelled "Women and children first". The American said "Screw the women and children" and the French answered "Huh, do we have enough time left to do that?"
White people are tactful and try not to hurt anyone. One white boss fired his secretary and said to her: "Dear Sarah, I really don't know how we're going to get along without you, but starting Monday, we're going to try? we really will try hard to not to miss your appearance."