Little Johnny Jokes

Teacher asks Little Johnny, "Can you name the Great Lakes?"

Johnny: "I don't need to. They've already been named."

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Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

"No," said his mom, "of course not." and started working.

She heard Little Johnny running back outside and yelling to his friends, "It is okay. We can play that game again!"
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Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny's father asked for report card.

Johnny replied, "I don't have it."

"Why not?" His father asked.

"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny's teacher asked, "What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?"

Little Johnny replied, "A teacher."

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Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school.

His mother asks, "What did you learn in school today?"

Little Johnny calmingly replied, "Not much. They want me back tomorrow. "

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Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny and his friends were bragging.

The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, run to the other side and catch the arrow with his hands!"

The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and catch the bullet!"

Little Johnny listened to the two boys, mulled for sometime and said, "My Dad the fastest, he's a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30, but he's home by 3:45!"

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