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Lawyer: Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

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Editor, not finding his readers content, asked one reader, "Do you think I should put more fire into my editorials?"

Reader: "No, Vice versa."

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A lion is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.

In a corner, a rat is dancing too.

Rat is asked, "Hey! Why are you dancing?

Rat replied, "It's my brother's marriage, so only."

"When did the lion become you brother?"

The Rat: "Before marriage I was a lion too."

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Little Johnny was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Tokyo the Capital of China!"

The father inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"

Little Johnny: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

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 A Sardar was sitting outside a store, crying. The manager of the store spotted him outside and asked what was wrong.

Sardar said his mother just died, and the manager said - "Oh I?m sorry. The Sardar's cell phone started ringing and he answered it, saying - "Hello! Haanji. Are you serious?" Then, he kept down the phone

The manager asked him who that was and the Sardar said - "That was my sister?her mom just died too!"

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Edward and Ricky are hunting, when Ricky keels over.

Frantic, Edward dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"

A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."

After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Edward comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"
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Edward was late for office, and when he reached there approximately one hour after 8.30, the boss yelled, "You should've been here at 8:30!"

Edward: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

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