Blonde Jokes

An Atlantis Air plane was carrying blondes to New York. The plane, so far, had covered two hours' journey.
Suddenly, the pilot got on the intercom and said, "We just lost an engine, but it is all right we have three more. However, it will take us an hour longer."
A half hour later, the pilots again got on the intercom said, "We just lost another engine, but we have two more. It will take us another half hour though.
One of the most puzzled blonde said, "If we lose the two last engines, we will be up here all day."

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Blonde Jokes

A blonde, on the verge of bankruptcy, sees God as the only hope.
She prays to God for help - "God, please help me. I've lost my business and I need some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lottery."
Lotto night comes and goes, and somebody else wins it.
The desperate blonde prays again - "God, please let me win the Lottery! I've lost my business, my house and now, I'm going to lose my car as well."
This time too, she was unlucky, and someone else won the Lottery.
She again prayed - "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. I have always been a good servant to you. Please let me win the Lottery just this one time so I can save the life of my kids.
Suddenly, there was a flash of light and there emerged the God.
God said to amazed blonde, "Sweetheart, please work with me on this. Go and ... Buy a ticket"

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Blonde Jokes

There were four blondes in jungle. When they were returning, they came across a set of tracks.
Amazed with the track, the first blonde opined that, "The track must be of donkeys."
The second blonde said, "No, those are deer tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are monkey tracks."
The fourth blonde saw them all arguing and the coming train hitting them head to toe.
She was still confused 'what kind of tracks were these'?

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Blonde Jokes

Alice (a blonde) was sitting with her boyfriend. They both were watching the 9 o'clock news, where a man was shown threatening to jump from the Twin-Towers. The excited blonde bet her boyfriend $50 that the person wouldn't jump. Her boyfriend amusingly accepted the bet.
After sometime?.the person jumped, so the blonde gave her boyfriend the $50 she owned. Her boyfriend replied, "I can't take this, you're my girlfriend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."
The surprised boyfriend replied, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

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Blonde Jokes

A blonde, who could not get proper sleep for weeks, went to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
Doctor was happy as he wanted to test new medicines on sleeping disorder and she seemed as the right person for that.
He said, "I have good news for you", showing a drawer full of sample medications, "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Amazing," the blond answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few days passed. The doctor was happy that his medication was working well on the blonde.
After a week, the blond returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
The puzzled doctor said, "I don't understand how that could be", shaking his head, "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
The blonde replied, "That may be true. But I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one, it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"

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Blonde Jokes

A blonde was waiting at a cross walk for the light to change. She was puzzled as she had to wait quite a lot. She wearingly asked, "Why the signal was buzzing." A person nearby told her that it was to let blind people know when the light was red. She angrily, asked, "What in the world are blind people doing driving?"

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