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Halloween Jokes

Q: What do witches put on their hair?

A: Scare spray


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Halloween Jokes

Q: Which building does Dracula visit in New York?

A: The Vampire State Building.


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Halloween Jokes

Q: Where does Dracula usually eat his lunch?

A: At the casketeria.


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Halloween Jokes

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

A: Dayscare centers

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Halloween Jokes

 Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

A: Bone appetite!


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Halloween Jokes

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

A: No body

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