Thanksgiving Jokes

 What will a turkey, with a dramatic bent of mind, say to another turkey on Thanksgiving morning?

To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.

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Thanksgiving Jokes

 Chunky to Menses: If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?

Menses: It simply wants to run away.

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Thanksgiving Jokes

Maria, a mid-age lady, was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one fresh enough for her family.

She asked the stock boy, "Don't you have fresh turkeys?"

The stock boy replied, "But they are all dead. How can I make them take a bath?"

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Thanksgiving Jokes

Father asked Abraham to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for, on Thanksgiving,"

Naughty Abraham wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

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Thanksgiving Jokes

Steve to Johnny: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?


Johnny: Yes, because Empire State Building can't jump at all!

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Thanksgiving Jokes

Daddy asked Little Mandy: Why can't you take a turkey to church?


Little Mandy: Because they use such FOWL language that Jesus does not like.

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