Women Jokes

A black man (Ron) and a white man (Chris) bought a rock house next to each other. After a week, Chris painted his house pink, to make it look different from Ron?s. Ron did the same. The next day, Chris, made a fence around it and painted it white. Rom copied him again.

After a year, Chris got a bit pissed off and decided to sell the house. So, he made one of those boards saying "FOR SALE ? 1.000.000 $?. The following day Ron made the same board but his price was 2.000.000 $.

Chris was now really upset and decided to ask his neighbor: "Say, Rod, why is your trashy house more expensive than mine?"

Roan: ?Coz you have a black neighbor, mine?s white.?

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Women Jokes

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?


Ans: A widow.

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Women Jokes

A suggestion for women: If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, you are aiming just a bit too high.

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Women Jokes

Martha, a radical feminist, got into the bus and seeing her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and pushes him back on the seat.


A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.


Finally, the man retorts, "Look lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already."

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Women Jokes

There was this beggar at Lincoln Road. He saw a well-dressed woman who was shopping. He reached to her, and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."


The women amusingly said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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Women Jokes

A factory in New Castle in USA was known to hire married men only. A feminist organization was against this differential treatment, so it sent its representative to the firm.

The representative asked the manager, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous ... or what?"

"Not at all, Miss Roma," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."

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