Doctors Jokes

Lucy went to a dentist and got upset over the fee structure.

She said to dentist, ?Two hundred rupees for pulling out a tooth!? ?And it?s only a minute?s work.?

?Well, if you wish,? the dentist said, ?I?ll do it slowly.?

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Doctors Jokes

 Santa went to doctor: "Doctor, I feel so sick that I want to die!"

Doctor: "Don't worry Santa! Just leave that job to me, I am trained for that."

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Doctors Jokes

Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearly gates.

St. Peter comes and asks the first one, "What is your contribution in earth to enter Heaven?" "I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of Lord's babies into the world."

St Peter replies, "Good enough to enter the gates."

The same question is asked of the second doctor. He says, "I am a general practitioner and go to Third World countries three times a year to cure the poor."

St. Peter is impressed and allows him through the gates.

The third doctor steps up in line and knowing the question, blurts out, "I am a director of a HMO."

St. Peter thinks for quite sometime and says, "Fine, you can enter Heaven...but only for 2 days."

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Doctors Jokes

Joginder Singh was in Delhi. Once he had severe indigestion. He went to a doctor and said: "I have a severe indigestion problem."

Doctor, after examining, said - "You should walk for 4 km everyday".

After a month, the doctor received a call from the same patient saying, "I am now in Chandigarh, how much more should I walk?"

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Doctors Jokes

 Robin had a big problem; he went to a doctor and asked, "Why does everyone ignore me?"

Doctor: Next Please!!!!!!

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Doctors Jokes

Wilkins, the rogue, went to Psychiatrist and asked, "Doctor I keep stealing things. What can I do?"

The Psychiatrist said, "Try to resist the temptation. But if you can't, get me a new television"

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