Funny Kannada SMS

omme gunda mattu gopi puratana vastu samgrahalayakke hoguttare. alli egypt mummy annu nodi

gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida.

gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.

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Funny Kannada SMS

hanumantu : nanage vipareeta kemmu sir

mukunda : haude, ondardha bottle whiskey kudi.. ellaa sari hogutte..

hanumantu : whiskey kudidare hogutta?

mukunda : yaake hogalla. whiskey kudidare hana hogutte. nemmadi hogutte. maana hogutte. maryade hogutte. naachige hogutte. ivellaa hogutte annodadre, ninna kemmu hogodilva..
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Funny Kannada SMS

appa : kopa control maadodhu kalitiruveya?

maga : oho kalitiddene?

appa : nanna mele ninage sittu bandaga en maadtiya?

maga : toilet clean maadtini..

appa : adarinda ninage hege trupti sigutte?

maga : nanu toilet clean maadodu, neenu hallu tikko brushninda..
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Funny Kannada SMS

papa pandu : swami, nanna hendati kaaneyagiddale.

postmaster: idu post-office. Police station nalli complaint kodi.

papa pandu : enu madli swami? nanage bahala kushiyagide. aa kushiyalli ellige hogabeko arthane agtilla.

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Funny Kannada SMS

1. maatu belli, sms bangaara.

2. maatu mane kedisitu, sms tale kedisitu.

3. sms nalli hoda mana, call madidru baralla.

4. paapi tower hattidru chotudda network.

5. kandavara cell inda call maadone jaana.

6. koti vana kedisitu, sms mana kedisitu.

7. call maduvavanu kuri, sms maduvavanu nari.

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Funny Kannada SMS

masipaatre haagu cooker naduve nadeda chikka sambashane:

masipaatre: yaake haage nannannu nodtiya?

cooker: ninna karimutiyannu yaru nodtare?

masipatre: matyak nannannu nodi whistle hoditiya?

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Funny Kannada SMS

maga: appa ee arjiyalli mother tongue barediruvalli enanta tumbali?

appa: tumba udda endu bare.

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Funny Kannada SMS

maga: "amma, naanu ee examnalli fail aadare suicide maadkoteeni"

amma(kopadhinda): "haagenaadaroo maadoke prayatna patre, nin

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Funny Kannada SMS

obba huduga ondhu hudugiyannu follow maadthaa idda


hudugi: "nanna follow maadabeda, nammamma ninna hinde barthaa iddaare"


huduga: "paravaagilla bidu, nammappa nimmammana hinde barthaa iddaare"

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Funny-Kannada-SMS

Bikshuka:Sir10Rs kodi coffee kudibeku

Sir:yakaya coffee 5Rs alwa.

B:Lover kuda iddale sir

S:Bikshe bedta iddaru love madta iddiyenayya

B:Love madidmale bikshe bedta idene sir

TAKE CARE WD LOVE HER


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Funny-Kannada-SMS

Nimage Uttara gottidre thilisi.

Ondu vastu tayaru madidavanige adu beda.Tegedukondava use madalla. use maduvava adannu nodalla.

Hagadare adu yenu?

Tell me d ans.

As soon as possible.



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Funny-Kannada-SMS

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“Kanasugalella Nanasagabekilla
Nanasaguva Kanase Kaanabekagilla,
Nanasaaguvadella Kanasadare…!
Kanasige Arthavilla…?
Haagantha
Kanasu Kanuvadu Bidabekagilla”



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Funny-Kannada-SMS

Hai loose !
Yean haag nodtiya?
Thale ilvaa ninge?
Ond sms kalsake baralvaa?
Dhanda ke 1 mobil bere!
Heege yaradru bydre nange helu naan nodkothini. Ok na?


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Funny-Kannada-SMS

Kavana ododu ista,


Kanasu kanodu ista,


But,


Kanda kanasu nanasaguvudu kasta,


Sneha madodu kasta,


But,


Madida sneha ulisodu nanagista


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Kannada Funny SMS

Shiva.. antha odutthidde colegenalli, sikkapatte hudgir idru clasinalli,
oblu mathra nodi naklu kanninalli,
devdas..ade na lifinali..

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Kannada Funny SMS

Yello iddavaru
manasige hatra agtare.
Kelavru pritina,
kelavru kushina,
innu kelavru novanna kottu kanmare-agtare,
Life annodu heegena anisutthe

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Kannada Funny SMS

Maatu bittaru SMS bidabedi
Prana bitaru
sneha bidabedi
Nambike bittaru     Nenapu bidabedi
 Mobile bittaru
Paravagilla
Nanna number
" Maribedi "


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Kannada Funny SMS

Savira nadigalige
sagarve sangam
Aa sagarad madilali
alegal sambram
savira taaregalige naguve chandram
Aa chandran naguviginta sundar nima e.geletana..


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Kannada Funny SMS

Yarigu nan mobile number kodabedi plz kelidre illa anta heli yakandre..,'..?

BJP,JDS,CONGRES Navaru neeve C.M. agi anta nan thale tintare..ok.


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Kannada Funny SMS

(~_~)Nenapina Kanasige.
(~_~)Kanasina
Maathige
(~_~)Maathina
Mohake
(~_~)Mohada
Preethige
(~_~)Preethiya
'FRND'ge.
LOve baydayaa Barbath Aagteya.


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