Clean Jokes

An Army driver was chauffeur to a Colonel who was a notorious womanizer. One day, the major saw a lovely girl. ?Turn the car around,? he ordered.

The driver promptly stalled the car. By the time he had re-started, it the girl had vanished.

?Driver,? said the major, ?you'd be a total loss in an emergency.?

?I thought I did pretty well,? the driver said. ?That was my girl.?


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