Clean Jokes

Looking down at the defendant, the judge said, "Mr. Hume, I've decided to give you a suspended sentence."

Tears pouring from his eyes, Hume cried, "Oh, thank you, Your Honor!"

"Don't thank me," the judge replied. "I'm sentencing you to be hanged."


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