Bar Jokes

Two vampires, Kill Wish and Drill Wish, went to Dracula Bar.

Kill Wish ordered: "I'll have a glass of blood."

Drill Wish ordered: "I'll have a glass of plasma."

Bartender: "Okay," "that'll be ... one blood and one blood lite..."


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