Bar Jokes

Alberto Costa, after a long tennis season, went to retire. He thought of enjoying and went to a bar. Alberto sat next to a man with a dog at his feet.

"Does your dog bite?" he asked.

"No," was the reply.

Hardly some minutes had passed; the dog took a huge chunk out of Alberto's leg. Alberto said to the man, "You said your dog doesn't bite!"

The man replied, "That's not my dog,"


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