Redneck Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If....

Your neighbors walk on your lawn thinking you have a garage sale.

You mow your lawn and find a car.

You prefer to cut the excess length of your jeans rather that hemming them.

You see a sign "Say no to crack!' and it reminds you to pull up your jeans.

You carry a can of paint to defend your sisters' honor.

Your father walks you to school because you are in the same grade.

You go to the family reunion to meet women.


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