Political Jokes

In an international conference at Paris, world's top leaders - Bill Clinton, Sarcozy and Hu Jintao were discussing world peace. Late in the night, they all went to a bar. The barman asked, "Le apperitive?"

All of them answered, "Oui!"

The waiter looked at Hu Jintao and asked, "Le tequila?"

Hu Jin, "Oui!"

The waiter looked at Sarcozy and asked, "Le Champagne?"

Sarcozy: "Oui!"

Finally, the waiter looked at Clinton, "Le whisky?"

Clinton: "Don't you dare mention that bitch!"
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