Dick Graham, an oil businessman, went to the chamber of a reputed lawyer. He wanted divorce proceedings against his young bride to begin at once.
The lawyer asked, "What's the problem Dick. Why are in so much hurry?"
Dick: "I want to hit that adulterant bitch for breach of contract,"
The lawyer: "I don't know if that will be OK," "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property, you don't own her!"
Dick: "You right advocate, but I had expected exclusive drilling rights!"
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The lawyer asked, "What's the problem Dick. Why are in so much hurry?"
Dick: "I want to hit that adulterant bitch for breach of contract,"
The lawyer: "I don't know if that will be OK," "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property, you don't own her!"
Dick: "You right advocate, but I had expected exclusive drilling rights!"
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