Lawyer Jokes

Tony, a young law graduate, started practice. His first case was to defend a rich businessman in a complicated lawsuit. All the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. Tony asked the senior partner of the law firm if it would be appropriate to send the judge's wife some gold jewelry in a box.


The partner was scared, "The judge is an honorable man, and, If you do that, I can guarantee that you will lose the case."


After a month, Tony won the case, and threw a party, inviting the senior partner as well. The senior partner asked, "Aren't you glad that you didn't send judge's wife the jewelry box?"


Tony the lawyer replied, "Oh, but I did send them. I just enclosed the plaintiff's lawyer's business card with it!"

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