A beggar collapsed and was taken to a Catholic Hospital. He went through a heart surgery. The operation went well and the beggar regained consciousness. He was about to be released from the hospital, Sister Martha came and said, "You will be alright, but we have to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"
The beggar: "No, I'm not,"
Sister Martha: "Can you pay in cash?"
The beggar: "I'm afraid I can't, Sister."
Sister Martha: "Do you have any close relatives, then?"
The beggar: "Just my sister in New Mexico, but she's a spinster nun."
Sister Martha: "Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," "They are married to God." The beggar: "Okay, then bill my brother-in-law, He will pay."
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The beggar: "No, I'm not,"
Sister Martha: "Can you pay in cash?"
The beggar: "I'm afraid I can't, Sister."
Sister Martha: "Do you have any close relatives, then?"
The beggar: "Just my sister in New Mexico, but she's a spinster nun."
Sister Martha: "Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," "They are married to God." The beggar: "Okay, then bill my brother-in-law, He will pay."
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