Santa died prematurely and was sent to hell. The hell incharge was sitting idle.
He said to Santa "I'm not very busy, today, why don't you let me show you around?"
Santa happily accepted the offer. The first place that came in front of Santa was a huge room full of clocks. Santa asked, "What's up with these clocks?"
The hell incharge explained, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged."
Santa thinks this makes sense, but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. He asks why that is like this.
The hell in charge explained, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his clock."
This also makes sense, so Santa takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one fan in the center of the ceiling. Both its hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate.
Santa asked, "What's the story with that fan?"
"Oh, that is a clock, not a fan," the hell incharge said, "That's George Bush's clock. We decided to use it as a fan.
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He said to Santa "I'm not very busy, today, why don't you let me show you around?"
Santa happily accepted the offer. The first place that came in front of Santa was a huge room full of clocks. Santa asked, "What's up with these clocks?"
The hell incharge explained, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged."
Santa thinks this makes sense, but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. He asks why that is like this.
The hell in charge explained, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his clock."
This also makes sense, so Santa takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one fan in the center of the ceiling. Both its hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate.
Santa asked, "What's the story with that fan?"
"Oh, that is a clock, not a fan," the hell incharge said, "That's George Bush's clock. We decided to use it as a fan.
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