Football Jokes

Three persons - a Manchester United fan, a Chelsea fan, and a Bug Eater were sentenced for doing bank robbery. The Judge had confided for electric chair. The guys operating it told them that if they survived, they were free to go.

The Manchester United fan went first. They asked him if he had any last words to say. He said no. They pressed the button and nothing happened. So, he was free to go.

The bug eater went next. They asked him if he had any last words to say. He said no and they pressed the button. Nothing happened and he was free to go.

The Chelsea was the next to go. And he too was asked he had any last wish.

He replied, "I think if you plug the chair in, it'll work better."


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