Football Jokes

Denis Barograph was a famous footballer. His club lost the match against Manchester United. He was drunk and reached his home at midnight. He lay on the bed for few minutes and cut a fart. His wife woke up and asked, "What in the world was that?"

He replied, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing."

She though about fixing her husband and let one loose.

He yelled at her, "What was that?"

She replied "Touchdown, tie score."

Denis became revengeful, and thought to fix his wife. He spitted on the bed.

The wife asked, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replied, "Half time, switch sides."


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