Asian Jokes

 There was a Japanese man who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Toyota drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

After a while, a Honda sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little annoyed and angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$1000.

The Japanese exclaimed, "What! Your meter is very fast.

Indian taxi driver replied, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"


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